Neural atrophy
&
Synaptic
disconnect
Part II
Careful Samuel L Jackson! |
In brief sound is produced by the
larynx and that sound is refined or modified by the lips, teeth, tongue, and
palate. The first process is commonly
referred to as phonation the modification is referred to as articulation. It is important to note that the larynx
separates the upper respiratory tract from the lower respiratory tract and
accordingly in normal non iphone related atrophy can be affected by disease
from above or from below. Diseases can
include inflammation, tumour, paralysis, singer’s nodules, and vocal cord
polyp. I am not suggesting that the
forthcoming iphone dysphonia tsunami is going to be caused by the common and
traditional causes that are known and are included in courses thought in
medical schools and the ENT (Ear, Nose & Throat) specialty.
What I am suggesting is that the cause or
causes of iphone hoarseness resulting
from misuse of the voice that prevents the two sides of the vocal cord meeting
through their entire length will initially be much harder to diagnose. Both the GP and the ENT specialist are going
to shake their heads in disbelief.
Why? After expensive
investigation with the latest technology on offer all traditional causes of
dysphonia are ruled out. The iphoned
patient will most likely be admitted to hospital to be assessed by seasoned
neurologist who presumably can look outside the traditional ‘diagnostic
square’. If that seasoned neurologist
did look outside the diagnostic square what I am suggesting he or she will be
surprised to find is that the dysphonia is in fact a form of dystrophy caused by or due to lack of use of
neuronal pathways gradually engulfing the area of the brain that enable the
patient, that is now referred to Mr, or Miss/Mrs iphonophile, to discern speech
signals and thus speak. The seasoned now
fully alert neurologist will start asking iphonophile patient questions which
the iphonophile patient cannot answer other than through messages or emails
which are sent through the iphone! A
bizarre situation in which cause of the dysphonia now controls the means of
communication between iphonophile patient and the seasoned neurologist!
This is a situation that is not dissimilar to a robot replacing human. Regardless of the élan, fineness, and refinement with which that seasoned neurologist is held in the hospital, amongst his peers, and profession the chances are he or she will start using unkempt language with the iphonophile patient.
If he or she are visionaries the chances are he or she will realize that destiny had made them pioneers in discovering new modern day cause of dysphonia that is about to become a tsunami. The dysphonic patient is now labeled ‘dysphonic iphonophilic’ admitted and totally dispossessed of his iphone and laptop.
His first treatment must start with learning elementary books that are
thought in kindergarten including those that teach phonation of all letters of
the alphabet! By necessity speech therapy
will be destined to become well paid popular course on offer in tertiary
institutions that will include universities and colleges.
Aphasia - the future concern for neurologists |
Asphasia |
This is a situation that is not dissimilar to a robot replacing human. Regardless of the élan, fineness, and refinement with which that seasoned neurologist is held in the hospital, amongst his peers, and profession the chances are he or she will start using unkempt language with the iphonophile patient.
If he or she are visionaries the chances are he or she will realize that destiny had made them pioneers in discovering new modern day cause of dysphonia that is about to become a tsunami. The dysphonic patient is now labeled ‘dysphonic iphonophilic’ admitted and totally dispossessed of his iphone and laptop.
Dysphonic Iphonphilic sufferers of the future |
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